It was three days after Christmas and the first day of decent weather in a week. The good news to that scenario was that the crab boats which had been tied up at the docks during the storm were finally leaving Newport Bay in search of our favorite Winter crustacian. They’d return to harbor in 18 hours. But, of course, our crab feast was in 8 hours. So, we re-named it a No-Crab Feast and went to Plan B. Appetizers and a big salad.
This year, Oregon's commercial Dungeness crab season has gotten off to a slightly better start. As of Saturday, December 16th, the season has opened from Cape Foulweather (just south of Depot Bay) to the California border. North of Cape Foulweather to the Washington state border, the commercial season remains closed due to too low meat yield. The next round of evaluations will occur on December 31st.
For Californians hoping to celebrate the Christmas holiday season with fresh, preferably live and local crab, folks are going to have to track down vendors who have access to crabs sourced from further up in the Pacific Northwest.
THE NUMBER ONE BEST WAY TO BUY CRAB: Dungeness crab is never better than when it has just come from the sea. A live crab fresh from its habitat is in the ideal state for cooking. Short of those circumstances, all crab buying, cooking and eating involve some compromise. Which leads to...
THE SECOND-BEST WAY TO BUY CRAB: Buying crabs kept alive in water tanks is a close second. Since this is an extremely popular time of year for crab feeds, it’s always a good idea to phone ahead and place your order or to at least check and see how their supply is holding up. If you fancy a trip to the coast, then drop by your favorite bay front where the crabbing ships are dropping off their loads.
THE THIRD BEST WAY TO BUY CRAB: Cooked crab is your final option, but it’s a frustrating one because you can get burned from a quality point of view if the crabs aren’t fresh. I steer clear of places that can’t tell you where - or even when! - their cooked crabs were cooked. When buying cooked crab, don’t be shy. Smell it! There should not be a pronounced fishy odor.
HOW MANY PEOPLE PER CRAB? The general rule around our house is two people per crab, unless the crab is smaller than 1-1/2 pounds, at which point, you should play it safe and have one crab per person. Plus, for groups larger than four, I always throw in one extra crab "for the pot."
RECIPES ARE COMING. BUT PLEASE ALLOW ME THIS BRIEF PSA TO HELP BOOST YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT!!!
It was the day before Christmas - many Christmases ago. Typically hectic. Predictably filled with too many last-minute tasks to perform on a too-short visit with the family in California. But an afternoon in San Francisco to take in the holiday ambiance was something none of us wanted to forgo. At the top of our itinerary was a swing through FAO Schwartz, in its time, the greatest toy store this side of the North Pole. Our group of 12 quickly dispersed among the multiple levels; all of us to seek out our ideal worlds of play and fantasy. I landed amongst the stuffed animals, and that's where I saw him. He was very large, as stuffed beasts go - 4 feet high in a sitting position - with a head the size of two Hermiston watermelons placed side by side. Because some canny clerk had placed him on a table, we were eyeball to eyeball, which made him impossible to ignore. His eyes, though molded from glass, danced with expression in reflecting light. His great, wide, gorilla snout begged to be pinched. His plumpish torso was designed for snuggling. This animal was so unbelievably cute, I just had to know what he would feel like in a hug. So I wrapped his long ape arms around my neck and buried my face into the brown fuzzy hair on his chest. A definite something that's hard to explain passed between us. One of those "E.T." and Elliot sort of moments.
As my husband, Steve, rounded the corner, he came upon his wife in full armlock with a stuffed baby gorilla. We must have presented an odd sight. This, he perceived quickly, was no mere infatuation. This was full-blown, "Look who's followed me home, can I keep him?" love.
One thing about Steve is that he's a realist. After sizing up the situation he grinned at the crazy woman and her lovable beast and uttered two words: "Merry Christmas."
"Are you serious?" I whispered.
"Certainly," he replied.
When we connected with the rest of the family, this new addition created a grand commotion. My brother feigned disbelief that I was getting a stuffed toy for Christmas (but his smile told me he was charmed at the thought). My folks seemed particularly pleased that Steve had acted on whim. My sons thought it was insane, but "totally cool," and my various nephews and niece were completely captivated by the concept of, a) an early Christmas present, and b) a very big, very wonderful stuffed family member. After several excited minutes of chatter and passing the animal from hug to hug we settled on a name: Bud. We all agreed it just sort of fit him.
Once back on track itinerary-wise, the kids took turns carrying Bud - no simple feat since he was so large, and (back then) they were so small. As we tromped along the streets of downtown San Francisco, the attention Bud and his brood of giggling, delighted young people created was remarkable. Strangers with eyes riveted to some imaginary shopping list on the horizon suddenly came alive. Instead of hustling past us, they were slowing down, sometimes even stopping, to look at this great baby ape and the wave of joy that swept along in his wake. It was as if these folks who were so wrapped up in the holiday process suddenly remembered its meaning. And then they would grin, or at least smile.
That evening, in the spirit of spontaneity begun with the adoption of Bud, we deviated from the Planned Party Dinner, which was to have been a complex sort of affair. Having had our heads turned by LIVE CRAB signs along Fishermen's Wharf, we opted for a feast of fresh Dungeness crab, a huge tossed green salad with homemade Thousand Island dressing, a simple vegetable, and fresh, crunchy San Francisco sourdough bread. It was one of the most relaxing, carefree, and fun Christmas Eves I've ever spent.
Bud’s a young adult now. But I’ve tried to hold on to the lesson learned all those years ago about how to approach and enjoy this special time of year. It is simply this: Christmas, above all else, is a time to embrace life, rather than to manage it. May you find your own path to such fulfillment, this and every year.
GET TO THE RECIPES, PLEASE!
So, every year about this time, I like to provide you with a few simple-but-wonderful recipes to help you sail through the holidays with your spirits high and psyche intact. The reality in my life is that it’s hectic. So, I’m picking and choosing my celebrations. That means making a list of those I really want to touch down with, and making it happen - usually in a very simple and casual setting. Which doesn’t mean the food has to be boring. Here are a few offerings, each with its own explanation as to why it should be a part of this story. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!
Classic Louis Dressing
If you're going to have a crab feed this season, then you've got to have Louis Dressing. Set it out alongside a big ol' tossed green salad so folks can mingle it with their crab, along with melted butter and fresh lemon juice, of course.
1 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup chili sauce (it's like ketchup, only spicier)
2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 tablespoons finely chopped green or red sweet bell pepper
2 tablespoons finely chopped yellow onion
2 tablespoons chopped parsley
2 tablespoons chopped dill pickle
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon prepared horseradish (more to taste)
1 hard-cooked egg, finely chopped
In a small bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, chili sauce, and lemon juice. Add the peppers, onion, parsley, pickle, cayenne, Worcestershire, horseradish, and chopped egg. Blend this mixture thoroughly and then taste to determine if it needs additional chili sauce, Worcestershire sauce, or horseradish. Use immediately or cover and refrigerate for up to 1 week. If the dressing seems a bit thick, you can stir in additional lemon juice, or even a splash of cream. Makes about 1-1/2 cups.
Tomato-Pesto Mayonnaise for Crab
This is a wonderful alternative to the classic red seafood cocktail sauce. But actually, I like to serve it alongside the red sauce so folks can sort of mingle the two together if desired.
2 tablespoons olive oil
3 tablespoons minced yellow onion
1-1/4 cups peeled, seeded, and chopped tomato (use Roma style tomatoes, if possible)
2 cups mayonnaise
1 teaspoon commercially prepared or homemade pesto (more to taste)
1 tablespoon brandy (optional)
Heat the olive oil over medium heat in a small skillet. Add the onion and gently sauté until the onion turns a light golden brown and is lightly caramelized. This will take about 10 minutes. Don’t scorch the onions by cooking over too high of a heat. Add the tomatoes, salt, and pepper, and adjust the temperature up to about medium-high and continue simmering until the tomato mixture has softened, and all of the liquid released by the tomatoes has cooked away, creating a thick mixture, which will take 15 to 20 minutes. Scrape the mixture into a mixing bowl and set aside until cool. Mix in the mayonnaise, pesto, and brandy, and adjust seasonings, adding additional pesto, salt and pepper as needed. Chill until ready to serve. May be made and refrigerated up to a week ahead.
Buttery Cocktail Sauce
This is simple and delicions.
1 cup seafood cocktail sauce
3 tablespoons butter
In a microwavable bowl, combine the cocktail sauce with the butter. Loosely cover with plastic wrap to prevent splatters and microwave on high just until the butter is mostly melted. Whisk it into the hot cocktail sauce and serve.
Cioppino
There are as many renditions of this classic San Francisco fish stew specialty as there are folks who’ve left their hearts there. Good friends Pam and Dan Bottom shared this version a several years ago and I was blown away by its simplicity and flavor. What makes it especially great during the holidays is the fact that the tomato base can be prepared days ahead. Then, just before you’re ready to serve, you can heat it up and begin adding the fish and shellfish in the appropriate order so that everything turns out tender and cooked to perfection.
Just make sure the ingredients are fresh! fresh! fresh! So know your fish guy.
3/4 pound red snapper
3/4 pound halibut
1/2 pound scallops
2 tablespoons oil
2 cups chopped onion
4 fresh cloves garlic, minced
16 ounces salsa (any salsa will do, but I prefer Pace’s “medium” picante sauce)
5 cans( 14-1/2 oz each) diced tomatoes (see note below)
1-1/2 cups dry white wine, such as Pinot Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc or Pinot Gris
2 teaspoons each, dried (or 1 tablespoon each fresh): basil, thyme, marjoram, and oregano
1 bay leaf
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley1 pound steamer clams (optional, but very tasty)2 cups shrimp meat
Salt and additional pepper to taste
Cut the snapper and halibut into 1/2- to 1-inch chunks; set aside in refrigerator until needed.
Heat the oil in a large, heavy pot and saute the onions and garlic over medium-high heat until the onions are tender. Stir in the salsa, tomatoes, wine, herbs, black pepper, and parsley and bring to a boil. Reduce heat, and simmer for 20 to 30 minutes, or until the sauce has thickened enough to have enough substance to coat a spoon. The stew base may be refrigerated at this point for several days (or even frozen for up to 4 or 5 months). Makes about 12 cups of sauce.
When ready to assemble the Cioppino. bring the tomato mixture to a boil, then add the fish chunks and simmer until just barely cooked through. Next, add the scallops and clams and cook just until the clams open (discard any clams that don’t open). Add the shrimp, then bring the mixture back to a simmer; then remove the pot from the burner; the shrimp will heat through nicely and not become tough. Add salt and additional fresh ground black pepper to taste.
Makes about 8 generous servings of 2-1/4 cups each.
NOTE ON DICED TOMATOES: I use 1 can of diced tomatoes with jalapeno, and 4 cans of regular diced tomatoes. That little bit of jalapeno adds just enough zip. However, if you think you’ll be serving some very sensitive palates, just use 5 cans of regular diced tomatoes.
Muffuleta Garlic-Olive Relish
Make this marvelous concoction now so you’ll have it throughout the next few weeks. It’s based on the New Orleans specialty, the muffuleta sandwich - a hearty submarine sandwich concoction of Italian-style meats and cheeses, slathered with a rich olive and garlic However, it's a wonderful mixture to have on hand as an appetizer. So, several years ago I began fiddling with the formula and created the following version, which makes the perfect party spread, when accompanied by slices of a crusty baguette, or crostini.
1/2 cup coarsely chopped pimiento-stuffed olives
1/2 cup coarsely chopped pitted black olives
1/4 cup coarsely chopped red onion
1/4 cup coarsely chopped fresh Italian (flat-leaf) parsley
1/4 cup balsamic vinegar (more to taste)
1 tablespoon minced garlic
2 teaspoons drained and rinsed capers
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano, crumbled
1/4 teaspoon each: salt, freshly ground black pepper
1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil
Place the olives, onion, parsley, vinegar, garlic, capers, oregano, salt and pepper in a food processor. Pulse the mixture until the ingredients are finely chopped. Add the olive oil and continue processing just until the mixture is thoroughly chopped but not pureed. Adjust seasonings, adding additional vinegar if it needs a "zing," or additional olive oil if the mixture seems too "sharp." Will keep in the refrigerator for at least one month. Since the olive oil solidifies at low temperatures, remove from the refrigerator at least 30 minutes before serving. Makes about 2 cups.
San Francisco Spread
My Aunt Nida started making a version of this wonderful appetizer over 40 years ago. After combining the cream cheese, salami and green onions, she would stuff the mixture into hollowed-out San Francisco sour dough rolls, and then, after chilling them thoroughly, would slice each roll into 1/4-inch-thick pieces. These days, I opt out of the messy stuffing procedure and simply serve the spread in a lovely ceramic pot, surrounded by baguette slices.
About 1/4-pound salami, finely diced to yield 1 cup
1 cup finely chopped green onions (use all of the white portion, about 2/3 of the green)
24 ounces cream cheese, softened
1 baguette, cut into 1/4-inch thick slices
Nida used to mince the salami and green onions by hand, but a food processor does the task in a fraction of the time. Just don't over-process or you'll wind up with ground salami. Also, process the salami and green onions separately. Combine the finely diced salami and finely chopped green onions in a medium bowl with the softened cream cheese. Stir well to evenly distribute the salami and onions. Scrape the mixture into an attractive serving bowl, then cover and refrigerate. About 30 minutes before serving remove the spread from the refrigerator so the cream cheese can soften. To serve, place the bowl of spread in the center of a serving platter and arrange the bread slices around it. Be sure and provide a serving utensil with the spread so guests can scoop and spread a portion onto the bread. Makes about 2-1/2 cups of spread.
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